Closer To Reality: What Cheney Really Said At Inauguration

Cheney Inauguration, originally uploaded by Parham.

Comic:
"Dude, I'm telling ya: It's Dick. D.I.C.K. Like one you've never seen if you have me keep my right hand up one more minute."

Freudian:
" I, Richard Cheney, do solemnly swear to abide by the constitution of Hallib... er, of the United States of America.."

Actual:
"No, you old fart, George was that other guy you just swore in. I am Dick."

Must-have-been-thinking:
"Hurry up, dickbreed. It's so cold I may just pee all over you and your stupid constitution already"