Avvin' A Drink

I just had a brilliant idea.

Having noticed that the players in this World Cup keep faking injuries to get some time off for everyone (including the referee) to get some refreshments, I'd like to propose the head of FIFA to consider setting up a long bar on each football field; complete with sexy bargirls and Bud Light advertisements; and giving them a five minute break in each half so that they could go suck on those yellow water-containers in peace and get to know each other better.